Mitsubishi Club Serbia

Just for laughs....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?

The girl answered with a loud voice; “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
“I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?”

The guy responded with a
loud voice: “$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”
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and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
“I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”

E dobar ti taj,čij ovaj:
Kako je Fata saznala da je Mujo vara
Sjedi Fata kod kuće, kad zazvoni zvono na vratima. Fata otvori, a pred vratima stoji nepoznati muškarac i pita:
- Imate li vi pi*ku?
Fata mu šokirano zalupi vrata pred nosom. Drugi dan se priča ponovi i ona uvečer, sva uzrujana, ispriča Muji što je bilo. Mujo najprije dobro opsuje perverznjake i dogovore se da on idućeg dana ne ode na posao za slučaj da onaj čovjek opet dođe. Idućeg dana opet zvoni na vratima. Mujo stane iza vrata, Fata otvori, a pred vratima zaista isti čovjek i pita:
- Imate li vi pi*ku? Fata skupi svu hrabrost i odgovori:
- Imam! A čovjek će:
- Onda recite svom mužu da koristi vašu, a ne onu od moje žene!